Peoria Anti Anti Pundit
Sunday, September 22, 2013
I am deeply, deeply offended
I wanna have a cookout at my house. But I heard my neighbor three blocks over might have a water pistol. so, I called the cops. Because the Declaration of Independence guarantees my Right to Enjoy My Life Without Fear of being Squirted.
Waitaminute ... I LOST?
I'm pretty sure my wife voted for me. I may have to delete this blog again.
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