Sunday, September 22, 2013

I am deeply, deeply offended

I wanna have a cookout at my house. But I heard my neighbor three blocks over might have a water pistol. so, I called the cops. Because the Declaration of Independence guarantees my Right to Enjoy My Life Without Fear of being Squirted.

Waitaminute ... I LOST?

I'm pretty sure my wife voted for me. I may have to delete this blog again.