Peoria Anti Anti Pundit
Sunday, February 8, 2015
I am so deeply, deeply offended abut the inaccuracy of weather reports I may have to delete by blog again
They said it was supposed to be 48 degrees today. I swear it never got past 47. I'M GONNA SUE!
Sunday, September 22, 2013
I am deeply, deeply offended
I wanna have a cookout at my house. But I heard my neighbor three blocks over might have a water pistol. so, I called the cops. Because the Declaration of Independence guarantees my Right to Enjoy My Life Without Fear of being Squirted.
Friday, April 22, 2011
Has anyone seen my mail truck?
Someone told me they saw it at the intersection of West McClure and Loucks. But that's umpossible because those two streets never cross. I work for the post office so I should know.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
OK, so I am coming out of retirement
I decided it would be wrong to deprive the Peoria City Council of my wisdom. Which consists entirely of telling council members they suck.
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